Prologue

Goodbye, Peter Parker Guy

(to the tune of American Pie)

Lyrics by Klaire L-B

A long, long time ago

I can still remember how spiders used to drive me wild.

And I know if I had my chance,

Id ask Mary Jane for a dance,

And maybe, wed be dancing for a while.

Will I shoot webbing from my glove?

And it is Mary Jane that I love?

If you know how the comics go,

And this song is going by real slow.

I cant remember who Ill beat

When we fight on the street.

But I think I will win,

The day the spider bites.

(Chorus)

Goodbye, Peter Parker Guy.

Not a fighter, bit by a spider, and he thought he would die.

So now hes a hero, and that is no lie.

He is Spider-Man, and you cant deny.

He is Spider-Man, and you cant deny.

Well I know a spider will bite me,

Because its the way fate will be.

And I will rescue her,

The same events always occur!

I am a lonely, awkward teenage geek.

Some people might call me a freak.

But I was on a bad luck streak.

The day the spider bites

I started singing

(Chorus)